Well friends, family and others... looks like I have hit it big! Today I got an email announcing me as an official Lottery Winner from the British Government Financial Department! Which is weird because I have never been outside of the USA. It's also weird that they have no idea who I am and want me to send my information to them. Anyway I quit my job this morning and have scheduled to purchase a private plane to fly me to "The Island" from the TV Show "LOST". I am way excited! I may even schedule a flight to space, but I am afraid to return to a country run by Apes! 

LOL gotta love these BS scammers....  

Confirmation Letter From The Lottery Board
BRITISH GOVERNMENT FINANCIAL DEPARTMENT:
101 Wigmore Street
London W1U 1QU
Email Ref Number: UK/9420X2/68

Confirmation Letter From The Lottery Board
Attention: Email Owner,

Your Email has been selected among nominated Winning email for a cash Price of £ 815,502.00 (Eight Hundred and Fifteen Thousand, Five Hundred and Two Pounds Sterling) cash from British Government e-online programme held today 4th May 2009 in United Kingdom.

The selection process was carried out through random selection through our computerized email selection system from database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents in which your email was among the first ten (10) lucky winners.

Our European agent attached to your draw will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him/her.

FOR DUE REMITANCE AND PROPER CLAIMS CONTACT Via Email.
Mrs Shannon Maris (British Government Finance Department)
EMAIL: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
Feel Free To Call: +44 703-592-2805

Provide the following underlisted informations for due remittance of funds;
1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Nationality:
4.Age/Sex:
5.Mobile Contact:
6.Occupation:
7.Job Describtion:
8.Email Reference Number:
9.Winning Email:
10:Alternative Email Id:

Note: All Replies and Queries Should only be sent to Mrs Shannon Maris via This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
Congratulations on behalf of British Government Financial Department.

Yours Truly,
Sir Bischof Sylvain
UKNL Online Co-ordinator