I have been meaning to post this for awhile. Last fall Tahnie (my girlfriend of 2 1/2 years) got a Pottery Barn catalog and found this ad in the middle.

Ok Pottery Barn I understand you are trying to get my attention! You got it! Why put my name on this crap? Do I really need light blue crappy organizers. Really you need to do some research on me. I like slick looking electonics, NOT ugly "Hello Kitty" style products. 

I hope your spring catalog has much cooler products with my name. Maybe a nice guitar?